I hate:
Mixed veggies, vitamin water, the fact I can’t make math work in my head, how I’m always thirsty, how people make me angry when they vote for/pass stupid laws, when I can’t find the right shoes, and when I have to get up in the morning.

I love:
Photography, friends, taking idiotically awesome pictures, rainy days, fog, posting ridiculous/random things, animals, music, Helena Bonham-Carter, weekends and our cats.

I can’t:
Sing, drive slow, whisper, return phone calls, return comments, dance, play sports, or do housework.

I can:
Spout inane facts ridiculously well, write fairly well, scream, laugh at myself, laugh at you, remember your birthday for years to come (doesn’t mean I actually remember to call you on that day, tho), wiggle my nose, snap my fingers, whistle (not well), and wash my own clothing without shrinking it (oh wait, that’s a lie).

Oh! And I can have Twitter! @BarlaLlane

And a blog! barlascorner.blogspot.com