This Christmas, I wish you a stocking stuffed with more laughter than a penguin colony on ice, a heart as warm as Santa’s beard after downing a vat of cocoa, and a holiday as bright as Rudolph’s nose on overdrive. May your days be merry, your feasts mighty, and your naps as epic as a hibernating bear’s. Merry Christmas!
WARNING: Side effects of this Christmas wish may include uncontrollable bouts of carolling, an insatiable desire for gingerbread, and an urge to hug strangers in elf hats. Use responsibly.